I don’t read fashion and beauty magazines. I do, however, watch Gossip Girl when I have the time. (Don’t judge). This show gives me my dose of weekly self-esteem torture. It works just as great as a fashion magazine, if you ask me. Every episode of that show makes me wonder if Serena and Blair are really well-dressed 24-7. Or if they sweat. Also, are they impeccably dressed when they work out? More importantly, do they sweat when they work out?
Because this is what I wore when I duked it out with the elliptical machine last night:
Yes, that would be my thrifted Tsumori Chisato dress with Chuck Taylors. No designer sweat pants or anything like that because frankly, I’m too lazy to change into exercise clothes. Does that really matter when you work out in your own home? As long as you have comfortable clothes on, you’re good to go, right? Right?
I can explain the Tsumori Chisato dress, though. We just arrived from a fro-yo date and I was too lazy to change clothes before doing cardio. And no, I did not wear Chuck Taylors to the date. I am not that adventurous.
So as it stands, I am too lazy to be part of the Upper East Side. Oh well.